Why Can't I Have Cookies? A Study in Tech Support Wizardry
It's a classic question, really. You want cookies, but they just won't appear. We've tried our best, but it seems our tech support lackeys are having a bit of a... well, you might say 'crumb' crisis.
As a renowned tech wizard, I've consulted the ancient tomes of code, but alas, it seems the solution is still eluding us.
Maybe we just need to trace the cookies? or Perform a cookie jar audit?