You'll Never Leave the House Again

According to our highly scientific, utterly untrustworthy research, you've been stuck inside for:

1 Day 1 Week 1 Month (You're Getting Close to a Record) 1 Year (You're a Lost Cause) The Rest of Your Life (Don't Say We Didn't Warn You)

Reasons for your extended stay include, but are not limited to:

You Ate the Last of Your Snacks Your Pants Are On Fire The Cat Destroyed the Mouse (Again) You Forged Your Cat to Play Chicken Little with Your Neighbor

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