PROPHETIC DECLARATIONS FROM THE ORACLE OF THE REALM

By the power vested in me, I declare the following:

2022-12-24 Prophecies

A global shortage of cat videos will be imminent, and the world will be forever changed.

A new, highly addictive form of entertainment will be discovered, rendering all current forms of leisure activity obsolete.

The world's most beloved pizza topping will be revealed, shattering the current state of culinary affairs.

Stay tuned for further revelations, mortals!