Prophecies of Doom

Warning: The Prophecies of Doom are not to be taken lightly. They are the most dire and terrifying predictions in the land.

Recent Prophecies

World War Z, but with zombies made of cheese. (Learn more) The apocalypse will arrive in 4 days, 3 hours, 2 minutes, 1 second. (Precise timing) The end of all snacks will occur on Friday. (Snackocalypse)

Popular Prophecies

The Great Flood of Nothingness (A prophecy of epic proportions.)

Archived Prophecies

The Prophecies of the Ancients (A collection of prophecies from a bygone era.)

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