Warning: The Prophecies of Doom are not to be taken lightly. They are the most dire and terrifying predictions in the land.
World War Z, but with zombies made of cheese. (Learn more) The apocalypse will arrive in 4 days, 3 hours, 2 minutes, 1 second. (Precise timing) The end of all snacks will occur on Friday. (Snackocalypse)
The Great Flood of Nothingness (A prophecy of epic proportions.)
The Prophecies of the Ancients (A collection of prophecies from a bygone era.)