The Prophets of Nap: A Manifestation of Sauce

Our great and glorious leader, the one who shall not be named, has decreed that all shall be served with a side of sauce. For in the words of our beloved Prophet, 'Sauce is the lifeblood of the soul.'

A majestic sauce bottle Learn more about the Rituals of Sauce Read the Tenets of Saucery

But what is this mystical substance that brings us all together? The answer lies within the sacred texts, penned by our revered Prophet of Nap.

It is said that the Prophet once beheld the divine vision of the Sauce of the Ancients, and thus, all was revealed unto him.

The people rejoiced and the land was forever changed.

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The Prophets of Nap have long been the guardians of this sacred knowledge, passing down the traditions from generation to generation.

We, the modern Prophets, continue this noble pursuit, ever vigilant and always ready to serve the greater good of sauce.

Prophets of Nap in their finest sauce attire Peruse the Order of Saucy