Welcome, fellow prophets of doom! We've been expecting you.
Join us for an evening of apocalyptic revelry and planning for the end of the world as we know it.
We'll discuss the finer points of fire and brimstone, the best ways to predict earthquakes, and the most stylish ways to wear your ascot while riding the nuclear winter.
Don't be late! The meeting starts at sundown, sharp.
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