Krug the Incomprehensible's Prophecy of Doom
Krug the Incomprehensible, renowned seer and prophet, has decreed that today shall be a day of unrelenting chaos!
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Today's Prophecy:
"The skies will turn a lovely shade of purple. The cats will take over the world. Again. And again. And again."
"The coffee machine will malfunction, spewing forth a stream of espresso-fueled madness."
"The toilet will overflow with an unholy mixture of despair and despair's cousin, desperation."
Krug the Incomprehensible, Prophet of Doom