Monday Morning Mayhem Meeting Protocol

Pre-Meeting Warm-Up Exercises

To prepare for the impending doom that is the Monday morning meeting, please perform the following exercises:

Drink an entire pot of coffee while standing on one foot
Recite the alphabet backwards while simultaneously playing a trombone
Sing a 10-minute rendition of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

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Meeting Agenda

Today's agenda includes:

Reviewing last week's existential crises
Debating the meaning of life during the apocalypse
Discussing the best ways to ration our remaining supplies of granola

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