Artisanal Axe-Making for the Apocalypse

Welcome to the humble abode of Balthazar McSmit, renowned blacksmith of the post-apocalyptic wasteland. I've spent years perfecting the art of forging tools for the discerning doomsday prepper.

Our Axes

• Axes of Doomsday
• Axes of the Angels
• Axes of the Damned

AXE OF CHOOSING: The McSmit 9000, our flagship model, features an ergonomic handle, a razor-sharp blade, and a built-in bottle opener.

Our Techniques

• Hammering the Apocalypse
• Tempering the Fury

Don't see your axe on the list? That's okay! We can special order for you! Just ask your sales associate (me) for more information.