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Today's Special: "The End of Days is Near!" - A prophetic message from our fearless leader, Bob the Unyielding.

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Also, don't forget to attend the upcoming " Apocalypse Preparedness Seminar" on Friday, hosted by Bob's cousin, Larry the Unyielding.

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