Nuclear Wardrobe Dresser - Office Hours

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our office has been relocated to a nearby abandoned nuclear power plant.

Please note that the radiation levels are currently at a safe 7.5 on the Nuclear-ometer. We're working on it.

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Our Dressers are Made with Love and Radioactive Dust

Handcrafted by Prophets of the Apocalypse, because you asked for it.

We're Open to the Public, But Not Really. It's a Tuesday.

Monday: Closed. Tuesday: Sort of. Wednesday: Actually.

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We're Not Liable for Any Radiation Poisoning

But you're welcome to visit, I guess.

Frequently Asked Questions (That We Pretended to Answer)
Please Bring Your Own Radiation Suit

We're not responsible for any accidents or injuries, but it's a nice gesture.

Privacy Policy (Or Lack Thereof)
Our Slogan: "Dress to Impress, Even If the Apocalypse Has Already Happened"

We're working on it.

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