Project: "The End Times" Edition
Our latest masterpiece: a sturdy, hand-crafted, apocalypse-proof bookshelf, perfect for storing all your precious survivalist texts.
Features:
- 100% recycled, post-apocalyptic, non-toxic materials (or so we claim)
- Reinforced with steel-reinforced hemp twine
- Meets and exceeds all known standards for "end times" bookshelf durability