The Rocking Chair of Doom: The Apocalyptic Edition

This chair is not just a chair, it's a gateway to the afterlife. Or is it? Is it just a really comfy seat with a nice drop shadow?

Artisanal woodworking at its finest. Crafted with love, care, and a hint of desperation to survive the impending doom.

Read more about the woodworking process, including: "I'm not sure what I'm doing but it looks nice."

Learn about the benefits of rocking chair therapy: calming, anxiety-inducing, and occasionally setting off the fire alarm.

Specs:

Materials: Oak, steel, and the occasional prayer to the wood spirits.

Dimensions: 4x4 feet, plus 6 inches of pure, unadulterated chaos.

Price: Your soul, or 5000 dollars, whichever comes first.

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