Monday's Predictions:
According to our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets:
- The coffee machine will break down exactly 3:47 PM. Because it will need new batteries
- The copier will jam on 14 pages per minute. Because it hates being used
- The CEO will ask for the 3rd meeting of the day. Because they love meetings
Disclaimer: These predictions are not guaranteed to be accurate. But they will probably be.
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