Prophetic Prattle
Today, we're expecting a 50% chance of biblical plagues and a 100% chance of existential dread.
Our prophets are ready to guide you through the chaos with their unique brand of apocalyptic wisdom.
The day of the week when the fabric of reality is at its most fragile.
Today, we're expecting a 50% chance of biblical plagues and a 100% chance of existential dread.
Our prophets are ready to guide you through the chaos with their unique brand of apocalyptic wisdom.