Beware the Coffee Machine in the Break Room. It has been known to dispense lukewarm beverages and existential dread.
The Prophet of the Damned has foreseen an 80% chance of meetings running long and spilling into Tuesday. Proceed with caution.
The coffee shop next door has been accused of hoarding the world's last remaining supply of good coffee. Send in a rescue team, pronto!
Remember, the apocalypse may be nigh, but at least the Wi-Fi is strong.
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