Prophets of the Apocalypse: Our Methods

We've got a track record of accurately predicting the apocalypse. Like, 7 out of 10 times. The other three times were just really close.

Our Algorithm of Doom is a proprietary blend of ancient wisdom, modern science, and pure, unadulterated guesswork.

Learn more about our scientific process and how we arrive at these conclusions.

Or, you know, just take a look at our predictions and try to figure it out yourself. We won't judge you.