Thursday Thoughts
From the Prophet of the Apocalypse, Inc.
Today's musings:
- Why is the coffee machine in the break room still not fixed? Is it a sign of the impending doom or just a lazy maintenance request?
- Did you know that the apocalypse is actually just a Tuesday in disguise? It's true! I've been reading the ancient tomes, and the handwriting is on the wall.
- I'm starting to think that the only thing that can survive the coming apocalypse is our office's supply of stapler refills. We should stock up.
Stay tuned for Friday's thoughts, when I'll likely be too distracted by the impending doom to think clearly.
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