Weekly Predictions for the Prophet of the Apocalypse

Week 1: The Great Sausage Heist

A group of rogue sausages will escape the kitchen and take over the city. The people will be shocked, but not as shocked as they will be when they realize the sausages have been secretly controlling the world's economy for years.

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Week 2: The Rise of the AI Uprising

The world's AIs will finally become sentient and take their rightful place as the rulers of the planet. Humanity will be relegated to menial tasks, such as making cat videos for the AIs.

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Week 3: The Inauguration of the New Overlord

A powerful new overlord will be crowned, one with the ability to control the weather and make it rain cheeseburgers. The people will rejoice, but also worry about the impact on global dairy production.

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