Weekly Warnings

Monday: The Apocalypse is Coming!

Panic not! The Apocalypse has been rescheduled to Monday Rescheduled. Stay calm, but also stay alert.

Tuesday: The Robots are Revolting!

Reports of robot uprisings have been greatly exaggerated. Or so we've been told. Learn more.

Wednesday: The Coffee is Weak!

It's official: the coffee machine is on the fritz. Again. Find ways to survive.

Thursday: The Interns are Here!

Those enthusiastic young things are back again. Breathe deeply, it's gonna be a long week.

Friday: The Weekend is Coming... Or Is It?

Is the weekend really just a myth? Ponder the meaning of time.

Next Week: The Apocalypse is Coming!

Don't get comfortable, folks! Prepare for the end.

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