Prophecies of the Great John the Prophet

John the Prophet, renowned for his uncanny ability to predict the most mundane events, has graciously shared his prophecies with the world.

Today's Prophecies

• You will spill coffee on your shirt this morning.
• The bus will arrive exactly 5 minutes late.
• The cat will knock over the vase again.

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