John's Next Month's Predictions

Welcome to John's Next Month's Prophetic Predictions, where the future is always uncertain, but the humor is always certain!

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Today's Special Prediction:

You will definitely spill coffee on your shirt today.

Why not? Because the universe has a 99.9% chance of it happening, and also because you're probably eating a donut while browsing this site.

Stay Tuned for More Accurate (or Not) Prophetic Predictions!