Warning: The Apocalypse is Coming. Don't Panic. Yet.
As a clumsy person, you're likely to trip over your own feet, spill coffee on your shirt, and probably set off the fire alarm by mistake. But don't worry! We've got you covered.
Here are some essential self-defense tips for when the apocalypse hits:
- 1. Stay Calm. Panic is just a recipe for disaster.
- 2. Find a safe place to hide. Preferably with a good Wi-Fi signal.
- 3. Learn some basic self-defense moves. Like, um, "The Clumsy Kick".
And remember: in the words of the great philosopher, Duct Tape, "ประกป์ปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปปป
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And remember, the apocalypse is coming. So, you know, just in case.