Prophetical Disruptions: Celestial Events - Subpage 1

Welcome to the Celestial Events subpage, where we track the latest in intergalactic news and announcements from the world's most renowned prophets!

• Read on to see our latest forecast for the alignment of the planets!
• Check out our exclusive interview with the prophet who predicted the apocalypse (again)
• Get ready for the celestial alignment of doom! (Or is it?)

Stay up to date on all the latest prophetical disruptions, and don't say we didn't warn you.

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