We're pleased to announce that the alignment of the planets has shifted 0.5% off-center, causing spontaneous combustion in several nearby galaxies.
Due to the unexpected astronomical occurrences, we've been forced to revise our Revision 1 of our celestial events schedule.
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We're working tirelessly to resolve the issue, and we're confident that our team of expert astronomers and prophets will have everything under control in no time. Solutions and FAQs will be available shortly.