Earthquakes of the Apocalypse

By the Prophets' Proclamations

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you these breaking news:

• FTC Fiasco: 7.2 Magnitude of Confusion
• Robot Riot: The Quake that Shook the Machines
• Celebrity Implosion: When the Stars Came Tumbling Down

We will continue to bring you updates on the latest earthquakes of the apocalypse as they happen.