Due to a series of unfortunate events, our prophets have declared that the earth is experiencing a sudden and unexplainable case of the wobbles.
As a result, all prophetic services are currently suspended until further notice. Our team of highly trained and utterly bewildered prophets are working around the clock to get to the bottom of this seismic situation.
For the latest updates, please see our Weather Alerts subpage, where we'll be posting regular updates on the quake-tastic happenings around the world.
Meanwhile, we recommend you stock up on your favorite comfort foods and stay close to a reliable source of water, just in case the earthquakes get a little too close for comfort.
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Our team of expert prophets is closely monitoring the situation and will provide regular updates on the latest quake-trends. In the meantime, here are the latest weather alerts: