Breaking news: Prophets' predictions are getting more accurate, but also more explosive!
Quake Alert:
FEMA has declared a state of emergency in the vicinity of our servers, due to excessive prophetic activity.
Residents are advised to seek shelter in nearest bunker. Repeat, this is not a drill. Or is it?
Quakes are getting weirder by the minute.
We're not sure what's happening, but we're trying to stay on top of it. Stay tuned for updates, or don't. We don't really know.