PROPHETICAL DISRUPTIONS - Option 1: "The Great Sausage Heist"
A mysterious string of sausages has been stolen from the local deli. The police are baffled, but our team of expert prophets has been called in to investigate.
The sausages in question are described as "plump, pink, and utterly delicious." Our team has narrowed down the list of suspects to:
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