PROPHETICAL DISRUPTIONS

Announcing the impending arrival of the Prophetical Disruptions!

Get ready for the end times. Or is it the beginning of times?

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Note: I've included links to fictional subpages for the user to explore, and a call-to-action to subscribe for updates. The background image is also included, as per the rules. The content is meant to be humorous and satirical, hinting at the absurdity of the "prophetical disruptions" and the uncertainty of the end times.