Prophets' Daily Bread and Cheese Fortunes

"Today, you will eat a whole loaf of bread, and not just a slice. A whole loaf. Don't @ me." Tomorrow's Fortune

"Your cheese will be gouda, but your day will be not-so-gouda." Gouda Cheese Tips

"You will find the best bread in the city, but only if you look in the dumpster." Bread Hunts

"Your love will be like freshly baked bread, warm and comforting, but also potentially hazardous to your health." Love Recipes

"You will spill bread crumbs on your shirt, and it will take 4 hours to clean." Stain Management