The Art of Prophets: Disruption Techniques

Disruption is a key aspect of being a prophet. Without it, you'd just be a fortune teller. Here's how to disrupt your friends and family.

• The Art of Disrupting a Dinner Party
• Disrupting a Meeting with a Well-Timed Sneeze
• The Power of Disrupting a Wedding

Sub-Disruption Techniques

A good prophet knows when to hold back and when to go in for the kill. Here are some sub-disruption techniques:

• The Art of Subtle Sub-Disruption: Holding Back the Floodgates
• Sub-Disrupting a Subreddit
• Sub-Disrupting a Subatomic Particle

Disruption Tools

You'll need some tools to really sell the disruptor vibe. Here are a few:

• The Disrupt-O-Matic 3000
• The Disrupt-o-Tron 9000
• The Disrupt-O-Tron 4000