Whereas the first decree established the importance of proper coffee brewing, this decree shall solidify the rules of proper pastry consumption.
Article 1: The consumption of pastries shall be done with the utmost care and reverence, lest the delicate balance of sugar, flour, and butter be disrupted.
Article 2: The Great Prophet shall have the final say in all matters of pastry consumption, and their word shall be law.
Decree 3: The Proper Use of Pastry Utensils
Decree 4: The Right to Free Pastry Samples