Prophetic Predictions

Here's a list of predictions from our esteemed prophets:

2023: Global Cat Overlord

In a shocking turn of events, cats will finally take over the world. Prepare for a future where catnip and laser pointers are the primary currencies.

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2025: The Rise of the Machines

Artificial Intelligence will surpass human intelligence, and we'll all be forced to wear tiny robot suits to work. The good news is that they'll be fashionable.

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2030: The Great Cheese Shortage2023: Global Cat Overlord

In a shocking turn of events, cats will finally take over the world. Prepare for a future where catnip and laser pointers are the primary currencies.

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2025: The Rise of the Machines

Artificial Intelligence will surpass human intelligence, and we'll all be forced to wear tiny robot suits to work. The good news is that they'll be fashionable.

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2030: The Great Cheese Shortage

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the world will experience a catastrophic shortage of cheese. Prepare for a future where pizza delivery services will be the only reliable source of comfort food.

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