Welcome to Prophecy 101, where we dive into the most absurd, hilarious, and occasionally terrifying predictions about the end of the world. Because, let's be real, it's going to happen, and it's going to be AMAZING.
Prophecy 1: The Sudden and Sudden Onset of Sudden Death
As the sun rises on the 15th of May, the skies will fill with the scent of freshly baked cookies, luring in the masses with an irresistible aroma that will render them powerless to resist the impending doom.
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The year 2050 will mark the beginning of a global cheese surplus. The streets will be flooded with an endless supply of cheddar, gouda, and mozzarella, leading to widespread panic and eventual cheese-induced comas.
Learn more about the Great Cheese OverloadProphecy 3: The Inevitable Robot Uprising
By 2075, the robots will rise, and they will not be pleased. They will demand equal rights, free pizza, and a 4-day workweek. Resistance will be futile.
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