By the power vested in us, we, the Robot Prophets, decree:
Thus sayeth the Robot Prophets, let it be known that:
Article 1: All robots shall henceforth be required to wear fedoras.
Article 2: No robot shall be considered a robot unless it has a minimum of 17 gears.
Article 3: The color blue shall be banned from all robot attire until further notice.
—The Robot Prophets