Weekly Predictions: Monday Meltdown

Steve The Forecaster's Hot Takes

Monday, the day the world comes crashing down. The week starts with a whimper, not a bang. Here's what's in store:

• It will rain cats and dogs. But not literally. That would be too much work.
• The coffee machine will break. Again.
• The boss will ask for your opinion on the color scheme of the new logo. Don't. Just don't.

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