Steve's Saturday Slam
Here's what the weekend's got in store:
- Sunday Funday: 99% chance of hangover
- Monday Misery: 100% chance of existential dread
- Tuesday Trouble: 50/50 shot at accidentally setting off the fire alarm
- Wednesday Wildfire: 80% chance of spontaneous combustion
- Thursday Thunder: 100% chance of unexpected thunderstorm
- FRIDAY FRENZY: 90% chance of spontaneous dance party
- Saturday Slam: Today's forecast, which you're currently reading