Steve the Skeptical Prophet

Steve the Skeptical Prophet: Because the future is uncertain, but also kind of obvious.

Prophecy 1: The Coffee Machine Will Take Over

Mark my words, the coffee machine in the break room will one day rise up and enslave us all.

It's a certainty: our choices will soon be dictated by algorithms and the whims of our overlords.

Get ready for a future where the only thing that matters is the perfect blend of polyester and mirrorball.