Welcome, gullible tourists, to the most dishonest, yet strangely appealing, dining experience in all the land! Our buffet features a selection of the most fabricated, the most phony, the most utterly fabricated dishes you've ever laid eyes on!
Bogus Burgers: Because Who Needs Beef? Phony Pizza: Made with 99% Water and 1% Questionable Ingredients! Pretzel of Doubt: A Pastry So Questionable, It's Almost Certainly Not Actually a Pretzel! Phantom Energy Drinks: Guaranteed to Leave You Questioning Everything, Including the Contents of Your Glass! Phony Souvenirs: Because Who Needs Actual Memories When You Can Have Fabricated Ones?