Reality Distortions

Welcome to the Department of Reality Warping

We've got all sorts of reality distortions to offer:

• Distortion Brothels
• Reality Splinters
• Gravitational Syndrome

Our expert team of reality distortions specialists are here to help you:

• Make your cat look at you funny
• Create a localized time loop
• Misplace your keys (we can't promise where they'll end up)

Or just for the fun of it:

• Reality Warping Holidays
• Time Traveling Tours

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Reality fragmentation
• Uncontrollable laughter

Don't worry, it's all in good fun. Or is it?