Welcome to the most advanced, totally-not-actually-advanced quantum gravity warfare strategy guide in the multiverse. Our expert team of Flapdoodle Generals have crafted a comprehensive guide to outmaneuvering your enemies in the rarefied realm of quantum gravity.
Step 1: Harness the Power of Flapdoodle Gravity Sourcing to tap into the hidden energies of the quantum flux.
Step 2: Employ our patented Gravitational Slip Nets to ensnare and disorient your foes.
Step 3: Utilize our cutting-edge Gravitational Psyops to infiltrate and manipulate the very fabric of reality itself.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks!
Stay ahead of the curve with us, and together, let us conquer the cosmos... or not.
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