Welcome, mortal, to the realm of probabilistic prediction!
Here, you'll find the most accurate (or completely fabricated) forecasts for the whimsical world of quantum fluctuations.
Our experts (okay, our intern) have crafted a range of services to help you navigate the unpredictable:
Did you know that the probability of a cat landing on its head while sitting is exactly 43.2%?
Or that the average probability of a human sneezing within a 10-minute window is 67.5%?
Our team of experts (okay, our intern) will review and respond to your submissions within a reasonable amount of time (not guaranteed).