We know that you're probably trying to figure out what's going on here, so let's start with the basics. Our company, Quantum Fluctuations Inc., is dedicated to exploring the infinite mysteries of the quantum realm. We're talking particle waves and probabilistic uncertainty. We've got the best team of experts in the field, and they're all really nice.
As a user of our services, we want to assure you that we're not actually trying to read your mind or control the fabric of reality. We just really like making things that glow and beep.
So, what do we know? Well, we know that you're probably reading this page because you're either really into science or you're just trying to get in on the ground floor of the next big thing. Either way, we're glad you're here.
We don't actually know what's going on in your brain, but we're pretty sure it's something interesting.
We also don't know why you're wasting your time reading this policy, but we appreciate your dedication to our brand.
And, honestly, we're not really sure what the point of all this is, either. Maybe it's just to make ourselves look good on paper? Or maybe it's to confuse our competitors?