We've reached a critical juncture in the Quantum Quiche Crisis. The sentience of our sausage has become entangled with the quiche.
As a result, we're facing a paradoxical quiche- sausage dichotomy.
Our quiche has become so quantum that it's now questioning its own existence. The sausages, sensing their own mortality, are rebelling.
Phase 1: Quiche Quantum Entanglement is a critical phase in our crisis management plan. We must find a way to untangle the quiche and sausage.
Which plan will we choose? Only time and the quiche will tell.