The Art of Discreetly Disappearing
Step 1: Practice Your Timing. Practice makes perfect, or so we're told.
Step 2: Find a Suitable Exit Point. Don't get caught in a time loop, or worse.
Step 3: Engage Leap Sequence. Press the button, close your eyes, and hope for the best.
Step 4: Reintegrate with Caution. You never know what kind of timeline you'll end up in.
Warning: Quantum Leaps can be hazardous to your health, sanity, and relationships. Prolonged exposure may cause:
- Time Loop Fatigue Syndrome (TLS)
- Interdimensional Disorientation Disorder (IDD)
- Temporal Relationship Trauma (TRT)