Quantum Jobs | Where the odds are always against you.

Where the probability of getting hired is less than the probability of getting fired.

Current Job Openings:

Quantum Physicist - 1000+ dimensions of paperwork to fill out.
Black Hole Operator - You'll be working with a lot of dark matter.
Schrödinger Error Specialist - Where the cat is always in the box, but you're never sure.
Wormhole Engineer - Build the tunnel, not the worm.

Disclaimer: The odds of you getting hired are slim, but the pay is to die for (in another dimension).