Warning: This is a highly advanced and totally-not-made-up portal. Proceed with extreme caution.
You've arrived at Side 4 of the Quantum Salami, where the fabric of space-time is woven with the finest threads of existential dread.
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Portal visits: 0
Time spent in existential dread: 100%
Cosmic dread factor: 1000%