According to our team of expert economists (who are actually just our accountant's kids), the current recession has reached new heights of mildness.
We spoke to Jane Doe, a concerned citizen, who said, "It's not all bad, but it's definitely not good. I mean, at least I can still afford my Netflix subscription."
More on this story and our team of experts who have some... interesting insights.
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