Lost My Job

Welcome to Recession Central

You're not alone! Millions of people just like you are stuck in this economic quagmire.

We're not just a help site, we're a therapy site, a support group, and a "I'm-not-a-total-disaster" site all rolled into one.

Here's a list of our services:

• Financial Counseling - Because who needs a 401(k) anymore?
• Job Finding Tips - Because who needs a job, right?
• Debt College - Where you'll learn how to pay your creditors, but not actually learn anything.
• Credit Counseling - Where you'll learn how to juggle your credit cards and make late payments a fine art.
• Financial Sorcery - Our team of expert wizards will make your debt disappear... into another dimension.

Don't forget to visit our gift shop!

• Buy some useless junk to fill the void in your soul